"Big Trouble"

I think I've seen it all as a parent....well, I KNOW that I haven't, but I seriously don't know what can top this. Its comical in retrospect, but I pray it NEVER happens again, and I am thankful that Julianna is little enough to have done it today too.....

The Scenario:The three kiddos were napping upstairs

The Culprits:

Culprit #1: Joshie:

Culprit #2: Jenna-girl:

The Victim:the carpet, crib, crib sheets, stuffed animals, Tigger, and Joshie's door

How it went down:Joshie was supposed to be taking a nap in his room. He'd been asleep for about two hours when I heard a banging on his door. He is really into baseball, so I thought he might have found a baseball plush or something that he was throwing in there against his bedroom door. I waited a few minutes and it stopped.

"He must have fallen back asleep" I thought to myself

About 10 minutes later I heard little feet running around upstairs. Oh, he's up. I guess I'll go up and get him and Jenna. As I reached the top of the stairs, the distinct smell of "poo-poo" hit me. Time to change his nite-nite diaper. I opened the door to find......

Joshie's bed moved to the other side of the room, his clothes strewn about the floor, and ... a ball of poop sitting on the floor accompanied by streaks of it on the carpet!

To my amazement my dear, sweet son then decides to pick the poop up!

I yelled out - "NO! Don't pick that up!"

He respods with "Yucky, baseball poo-poo"

Baseball poo-poo???

Yep - behind his door were marks of where he had thrown it against the door playing "baseball"...... ew.

That was the noise I had heard earlier....great....and we had just given the steam cleaner to my sister so she could steam clean for her baby shower. Now Jason has to drive over there tonight so we can steam clean his room so that he can sleep in a "smell-good" room and not have to smell that yucky smell...

But that's not all!!!

I heard Jenna wake up in the midst of putting Joshies clothes back in his dresser (half of which now have to be re-washed since he peed on them!), so we went to get Jenna out of her crib. I had put her to bed in just a diaper since it was kinda warm and she never takes off her diaper anyways.

Ha! I was wrong! I walked in to her room to find a naked little girl who had also gone #2, and had it ALL over the crib, the sheets, the stuffed animals she sleeps with, her blankets, and yes - even her body....double ew.So, needless to say it was bath time. And I Lysoled the crib...I think I am no longer caught up on laundry.....Praise God that Julianna doesn't do that....yet